Lover of SVU, supporter of JHF, admirer of Mariska. These are their stories....

memelordmikey:

*looks up zodiac compatibility with fave* *sees that we’re not compatible* *throws rock at sky* fuck you fake bitch

(via calvinarliss)

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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nerdjpg:

nerdjpg:

whats the coolest answer to a multiple choice question?

B)

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tamorapierce:

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

Oh, I know what this is.  In our house this is a Frenzee.  When the cat goes bananas attacking the unseen enemy, that’s a Frenzee.
Catting is also good.

tamorapierce:

thegeek531:

thepurpleglass:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cheskamouse:

I think he is catting enough for two, maybe three cats.

MAXIMUM CAT

Cat. It is a verb now. And you know exactly what it means. Thanks, internet.

CATTING INTENSIFIES

Oh, I know what this is.  In our house this is a Frenzee.  When the cat goes bananas attacking the unseen enemy, that’s a Frenzee.

Catting is also good.

(Source: beppski, via detdaniibutnotbeck)

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grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

grooliest:

His headphones aren’t even plugged in

(via calvinarliss)

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me:chill
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(Source: coochiepebble, via calvinarliss)

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das-taube-spuern:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

that’s it

(via mariska-thugitay)

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cadysamuels:

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imageThis show received 42 emmy nominations.

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pancakeswing:

Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader and Fred Armisen breaking during The Californians dress rehearsal.

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